Misty Kcorb

Home away from home.
I'm 19.
I love to laugh, go with the flow, and post whatever the ferk I want.
Whenever the ferk.
Mershed perderders and blerjerbs bertches!

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Anonymous asked: Is the cake really a lie?

Yes, and Lex Luther took 40. Which is as many as four tens!
So, Lex Luther has 40 lies…

Anonymous asked: Usually i'm not a fan of American accents (being an Aussie and all) but yours is awesome! Your tumblr is also very entertaining and lastly, I think you have awesome eyes, I love brown eyes! Now, question time. What are your top 3 favourite bands?

I hate American accents. They can be so plain and rough.
I would cream my pants if I heard your accent.
Lastly, I hate “favorite” questions…I love so many.
But I can tell you a few I enjoy.
First off, Billy Joel is my number one in music ever.
With that said, I like Pierce the Veil, The Darkness, Suicide Silence, Maroon 5, Tenacious D, Ludo, Queen, Black Sabbath, Kiss

purelucid asked: I am a big guy who is like a big teddy bear.... Can I be your cuddle buddy?

I’ve gotten countless offers, but yours is best by far

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